Things got weird.. good weird.. but still weird.

I just got into the school I wanted to get in to. 
I’m not in love with anybody, and that’s weird for me. But that means that I am free to date and fool around without the feeling of be in love with someone else. And that feels good.

I’m still sick from the mono, so I am still not going to work. But that’s because I’m working at night, so I could get really sick again if I fuck up day and nights again, if I was working at day I could go back at work.

And my friends… I love my friends. My weird, wonderful, dysfunctional, awesome friends :)

PENIS!!

And that’s all I have to say about that!

I am a big, fat pussy. I’m a ‘FUPA’. That is how big of a pussy I am!

What I wanna do is to to send a text to the girl I am hoplessly in love with.
Tell her everything, but all I do is to have a staringcontest with my phone… and I’m losing..

That’s true! I can’t remember one good decision I have made after 2am

Yeah… you know the rules.. put your player on shuffle and so on :P

THE PAST
1. This explains your worst mistake.
Do you hear the people sing

2. This explains what was going through your mind during your first kiss.
Blister in the sun

3. This explain what was going through the other person’s mind.
kjærleik (love)

4. Your parents always thought you would become..
The time [dirty bit]

5. This explains your first date.
Bookends

6. This represents you and your first love.
Suicide blonde

7. You and your most recent ex.
Sexy and you know it

8. This explains your first time.
Sea of love

9. This explains what the other person thought afterwards.
Lucky man

10. Your first job was..
One day I’ll fly away

11. Middle school was..
Fot i hose (norwegian term for ‘simple’)

12. You got through high school doing..
1234

13. This is how you pictured your life in the future..
Ever fallen in love

14. Your first car was..
Dice

15. Your first road trip was..
Lonely day


THE PRESENT
1. Your biggest problem in life at the moment..
Light my candle

2. This is how your boyfriend/girlfriend feels about you..
Crazy on you

3. This is what your best friend would say about you..
The brothel

4. Your parents think of you when they hear this..
Ikke gå (‘don’t go’)

5. You love to jam out to..
Sexy boy

6. This is how you feel about love..
Stamp on the ground

7. This describes your outlook on the future..
Twisted little star

8. You currently want..
Be my lover

9. You currently need..
Calling you

10. Those who are envious of you think..
This is love

11. This is how you are in school..
This is not a love song

12. This describes one of your secrets..
Angeles

13. This first thing you think every morning..
Tulipz

14. The first impression you give is..
Love you ‘till the end

15. This explains how you feel about the world..
Irish drinking song


THE FUTURE
1. The song playing when you meet “the one”.
Bittersweet symphony

2. Your wedding song will be..
You and me song

3. This describes your children..
Crucify

4. Your family pet is..
Vagabond

5. You will live..
Roads

6. Your occupation is..
Krigen (‘the war’)

7. This describes how you feel about work..
Slaver av solen (‘slaves of the sun’)

8. About your husband..
Bendik & Årolilja

9. You find out you have this sickness..
God morgen Norge (‘good morning Norway’)

10. Everyone around you feels..
Flippers

11. You lose someone close to you and you feel..
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon

12. This is how you feel about life now..
Video killed the radiostar

13. The most you will learn in life is..
Forever yours

14. Your best time in life was..
Midnight city

15. You’ll never forget..
Happy together